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By Stinky and Single / Thursday 6 August 2015 23:14 / United States
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Sometimes a fart can build up that's incredibly painful and you feel like you can't move unless you let it out. Waddling to the toilets to do a fart will look like OP just shit themselves or is about to.

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"better off without knowing him"? idk about you but it took me over a year to finally be able to fart in front of my bf. Farting is something natural, yes, but it's also something very private to many. ...oh look at me talking so seriously about farts..

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Yeah but OP didn't think anyone would notice and didn't expect him to come up then - I am sure if he had been talking to her before she farted she would have held it in or something

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Everyone farts. And I don't know a single person who goes to the restroom to do it. I realize the men in my family might release a bit more noxious gas then others (they are horrific) but I would never judge someone because of a fart smell surrounding them. It can be awful, it can make you gag and possibly want to stop breathing, but it's not unhygienic nor is it horrible manners to release it when your gut starts cramping.

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You do realize when you breath in a fart, you're quite literally inhaling shit particles? Not saying it's unnatural, but fuck girl, in a public place? Just because it's natural doesn't give you a pass to be a disgusting fuck.

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56, seriously? idk about you, but I'd rather die of embarrassment because of that fart than actually die from holding the fart. What? do you fart pretty little daisies? Didn't think so!

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someone is in the room, you feel the fart coming; they leave, the fart goes away -,- and don't forget the part where they come back and you feel like farting again!! lol

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Searching was implied. Maybe she's not actively searching, but obviously searching on some level. edit: I think I can squeeze the word searching one more time into this comment.

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