By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

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Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
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karlcolt45 19

she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD

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buckeyed 20

that was the break up sex; now you can have make up sex!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

I have to say I cannot even imagine how someone can blurt out something like that while having sex O_o

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PincessBoff 6

I can picture it happening in like, a romantic comedy but not in real life. Nope. Nu uh.

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Reaper1984 13

"OOOOHHHH SHHHHIIIT", (awkward pause)" I done think this is gonna work out"

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jelly713 19

OP, it's okay. If you're not happy with your weight you can change it & get a better girlfriend. At least you won't have her to make you miserable anymore.

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MuseFan1991 14

where did it say anything about OP's weight?

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jelly713 19

Do people not read usernames? BigFatFailure is OP's name. Whatever, I stand with my comment. OP, needs to seriously do things for himself & not let his ex girlfriend eat his self esteem.

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MuseFan1991 14

using the term 'big fat whatever' doesnt necessarily mean the person literally thinks they're fat

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CallMeWindSock 24

I haven't seen such a great one liner in a while...

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Mads_1234 28

This is the shortest FML I've ever seen.

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rg350dx 29

It's probably not the shortest thing OP's partner had ever seen.... Sorry that was mean :(

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CallMeWindSock 24

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Break up sex"

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