Intimacy: Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 846

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Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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By tragic - 29/08/2016 04:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML

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By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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You deserved it 17 221

honestsleep 9

Thursday 28 March 2013 16:06

Did you finish?

karlcolt45 19

Thursday 28 March 2013 16:08

she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD

Comments

Kittycorn 17

Thursday 28 March 2013 18:02

That's what you get for trying to take a dump on her during sex.

darkmis1 17

Thursday 28 March 2013 18:08

This gives break up sex a whole new meaning.

ohrlly7457 7

Thursday 28 March 2013 18:10

Was it your girlfriend?

Jacksparrow72 21

Thursday 28 March 2013 18:10

That sucks, at least you got break up sex.

morganleighbabyy 6

Thursday 28 March 2013 18:15

I'm sorry that sucks. I'm sure you can find someone way better (:

NocturnalCro 14

Thursday 28 March 2013 18:16

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

_GoodGuy 11

Thursday 28 March 2013 18:36

You were probably so bad and you know what they say, makeup sex is the best.

Finola7 16

Thursday 28 March 2013 18:39

...are you Ross from Friends?

noelleflores97 12

Thursday 28 March 2013 18:49

Shortest FML ever.

divadro102 16

Thursday 28 March 2013 18:49

Such a minimal fml tells all

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