Intimacy: Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 846

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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By tragic - 29/08/2016 04:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML

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Time's up

By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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You deserved it 17 221

honestsleep 9

Thursday 28 March 2013 16:06

Did you finish?

karlcolt45 19

Thursday 28 March 2013 16:08

she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD

Comments

Inked0803 12

Friday 26 April 2013 4:24

When he came it was over?

Dekat121 24

Thursday 23 May 2013 3:07

wow... are you really THAT bad?!

museerux01 10

Tuesday 20 August 2013 1:53

just be glad you didn't get dumped BEFORE the sex

justicegood2 4

Wednesday 2 October 2013 11:43

how would the conversation even go?

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Monday 25 November 2013 22:48

Well, that SUCKS

kelizabethb0704 22

Friday 21 March 2014 6:22

Are you that bad in bed??

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