Love: TMI

TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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You deserved it 192

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 006

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 2 871

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 17 843

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 040

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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You deserved it 10 733

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML

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You deserved it 5 899

By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 315

By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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You deserved it 4 558

By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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Kurliez408 32

Monday 19 November 2018 18:37

This really depends on how long you've been together....

manb91uk 22

Monday 19 November 2018 19:54

Sounds like someone has comm.... Commit... Issues with comm... Sorry, I can't commit to this comment?

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Shawnie Gallant 24

Monday 19 November 2018 17:39

He wasn’t worth it

Kurliez408 32

Monday 19 November 2018 18:37

This really depends on how long you've been together....

RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 November 2018 19:49

You probably had an FWB and you broke the rules by catching feelings.

manb91uk 22

Monday 19 November 2018 19:54

Sounds like someone has comm.... Commit... Issues with comm... Sorry, I can't commit to this comment?

ARISKomuniszt 24

Monday 19 November 2018 22:44

Seems you did eventually, to the interrogative

DraftHail614 17

Monday 19 November 2018 20:06

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Zachary David Philip 12

Monday 19 November 2018 20:38

sounds like a reasonable reaction.

Ksweety_fml 27

Monday 19 November 2018 21:35

That sucks

TergesteCity 12

Monday 19 November 2018 22:36

Probably better without someone like him. Don't worry OP you'll find someone who is not afraid of hearing "i love you".

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 20 November 2018 0:12

How long were you dating?

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Today, one of my roommates bought new cowboy boots. He insists on wearing them indoors. Every morning he paces up and down the linoleum areas of the apartment with the boots on until he absolutely has to go to work, waking us up with the clomping noises. I and my other roommate work night and graveyard shifts. FML

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Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

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