Miscellaneous: Today, I got a 31% on a Chinese test at school. I moved here...

By Noname - 28/02/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I got a 31% on a Chinese test at school. I moved here to New Jersey from China two months ago. FML

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By :( - 02/03/2016 14:13 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I had a Chinese test. Our teacher decided to wait until yesterday to tell us about it because she "knew" we wouldn't study anyway and she didn't want to stress us out. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML

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By kdubz23 - 17/02/2014 22:41 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, the parent of a student called to ask me about a homework assignment. At the end of the call, she told me that I seem to be losing my "Asian accent" from when she first talked to me in the summer. I was born in the US, grew up in NJ and speak perfect English. FML

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By Asian - 07/02/2016 19:03 - United States - Clover

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 21:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after spending months learning Chinese, selling my house and everything I own for my big transfer to Hong Kong, my boss decided I should instead go to our other branch across town. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 17:29 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, at a tutoring center, one of the tutors looked at my worksheet and laughed. She then showed all the other tutors my mistakes and they laughed along with her. The best part? They all speak Chinese and they think I can't understand them. I'm Chinese. FML

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By Miguel - 20/08/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML

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By effiestonem154 - 02/04/2013 21:14 - United States

Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 03:31 - India - Mumbai

Today, I analysed my first mock test for an exam I have to take in 5 months. I got 31/150. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Gournay-sur-marne

Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule my classes for school. She asked me if I knew how to speak English. My parents are Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I've lived in America my whole life. Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes. FML

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Madel_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:29

Were you born in China? I mean, if you lived there for like a year, then that would make sense. Chinese is hard. If you were born there, well I don't know...

jackaaa 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:39

That actually happens often. I've had friends move to Mexico during high school, and they always did poorly on their English tests. It's because they go into more detail in the class than we ever did here. They concentrate on the little things we don't notice. It's normal.

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khaldun 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 13:10

I want to point out to every single one of you that has confused "there," "their," or "they're" on this thread, or even "your," and "you're," that you would have failed a test in English just as miserably.

babylonsburning 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 15:27

I'm taiwanese/chinese.. I moved to houston from taiwan 6 years ago and then to new jersey 6 months ago.. I can probably do better. Just make sure to read/practice more. Maybe it was just a glitch - dont worry.

That_Guy 4

Sunday 1 March 2009 18:21

@#76 your an ignorant asshole

That_Guy 4

Sunday 1 March 2009 18:37

@78 thanks grammar queen!

MxTori 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 19:08

I agree with #1, Dude NJ suxz

That_Guy 4

Sunday 1 March 2009 19:13

@80 Dude, it's a blog! Calm the **** down, it's not like my bad grammar is making what i have to say any harder to understand. If you don't understand what i mean when i say "your an ignorant asshole" than YOU'RE AN IGNORANT ASSHOLE!

drunkrabbit22 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 21:19

@#6- it's sad you didn't know those things. tell me-- do you know about participles yet? OP: that's what you get for trying to cheat the system by taking a language you already speak. pay attention in class.