Health: Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

By _Oblivion_ - 27/11/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

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By Trapped - 10/06/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML

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By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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By AquaKelly - 24/12/2014 01:48 - United States - Newark

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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Ouch

By Keegan O - 16/03/2021 05:01

Today, I was cleaning out the crawlspace and set a mousetrap off with my testicles. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By xxmollyxx - 16/12/2010 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2018 20:30

Today, at 9 o’clock in the morning while I was working, I made the mistake of being comfortable with a machine that literally bends and breaks steel bars. I lost my entire middle finger and the top third of my pinky and ring fingers. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML

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mspoutylips 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:21

Oh the irony.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:39

19- Give 1 a break. He's a purple ostrich with an identity crisis. He's got far more important things on his mind than proper grammar.

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ohwellwhyme 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:42

Laughed.

osnapitzjp 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:43

Spray your house with the urine of an aardvark and the rat will be gone in two days

mspoutylips 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:45

Now where would I find aardvark piss?

cheeseboy77 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 10:00

get a new pet...don't potty train it

CryMoreFMLs 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:46

Ahh I see that now.. I feel so ... Awful for making fun of him now...

skullcandifiedDJ 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:49

that rat is probably laughing it's ass off by now...

StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:49

33- Shit's forgiven. Not everyone is as insightful.

marryjaneex0 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:51

good one

cheeseboy77 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:55

well, now if I hate op I can call them a rat and give a good reason...

habibiiiiiii 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:58

Dumbass

chili10 18

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:59

You tried to steal the cheese didn't you? That's for the mouse you idiot!

ThatFml 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 10:12

Classic.

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