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By  DocBastard  |  47

No, you dropped the remote on the rat and killed it, you evil rat killer. It was just foraging for food to feed its family, and you assassinated it. I don't know how you'll sleep at night knowing you killed an innocent creature, just so you could be a lazy couch potato and watch reruns of "Law and Order" all night. Asshole.

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Sounds like the rat had the right idea. I mean ending it all, of course. Existence is so pointless and meaningless anyway, and life brings nothing but pain, suffering, and mind-crushing monotony. That TV remote you were reaching for? It's but a temporary distraction. I hope what you grabbed instead has sparked some thinking in your ape-brain. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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  xxmollyxx  |  14

I don't really know how I couldn't smell it, but I assure you that my room doesn't/didn't smell bad. Maybe the dog brought in the carcass from a closet or something and it was only in my room for a short while. Let's hope so :)

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  knibbsy  |  8

You Know, I'm Really Not Sure What Happened. But I Suppose It's A Possibility That The OP Wa- hOLD uP, wHY aRE yOU tYPING lIKE tHIS? a dECOMPOSING pAIR oF sANDALS tHAT bELONGED tO cAESAR wOULD bE eASIER tO uNDERSTAND tHAN tHIS aWKWARD cAPITALIZATION.

By  DocBastard  |  47

No, you dropped the remote on the rat and killed it, you evil rat killer. It was just foraging for food to feed its family, and you assassinated it. I don't know how you'll sleep at night knowing you killed an innocent creature, just so you could be a lazy couch potato and watch reruns of "Law and Order" all night. Asshole.

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