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OP ask him if his refrigerator is running. When he replies why yes it is, tell him "we'll you better go catch it!" Now he should be utterly confused...when you notice his confused look, turn around and take pride in the fact that you sir are a master joke teller.

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Billy I'll say it slowly for you. Becuase. Tomorrow. Is. New. Years. Op. Said. He. Would. Get. A. Job. Next. Year. No. job. Will. Hire. Today. The. Dad. Being. A. Dumbass. Grounded. Op. Because. He. Failed. To. Realize. This..

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Nobody said there was anything wrong with being a dad and the FML was about being punished for making a smart ass comment not for being unemployed though thy are probably related.

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61, I know you're trying to be funny so you can see a lot of thumbs up next to your name and that's okay, that's what this site is all about. But you and 59 should go back and re-read what I wrote. My comment had nothing to do with the son. I got the joke just fine. And 59, there is no way you would say something like that to my face. You're very lucky you can hide your sniveling little ass behind a computer screen way up there in the 51st State because if you saw me, you'd keep your mouth shut.

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Im sorry billy, no matter how many times i read your comments and the comments that your comment is supposed to be relevant to....you are still an idiot. I feel sorry for your child, and i feel sorry for you for so many reasons. Cheers :)

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They should. Every once and a while, I like to pick up a hooker ad take her out to dinner somewhere nice. Ask how her day was, maybe catch a movie, or go for a walk in the park. Because I'm just that kinda guy.

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