Love: Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 08:02 - United States

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

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Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more

lo_k 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.

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xxComatosexx56 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:13

Ha, i just found out the same thing for my bf. the only difference is it wasnt for a contest.. ....he was just that desperate.

Shlizabeth 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:22

I'm gonna have to agree with all the "Love of your life and 2 weeks" comments. That's not how it happens. Everyone who's calling your "Boyfriend" a loser is wrong, it's you. And everyone who says to "Dump his sorry @ss," they were never really dating, it was a joke between him and his friends, and he probably broke up with her by telling her that he was only dating her because of a bet.

glassjaw_90 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:28

YDI for saying love of your life after two weeks. Damn, a hot dog contest. Shit happens.

TheBigGamer 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:29

YDI for being an idiot and thinking you are in love after 2 f'in weeks. Also: LOL @ him for not being able to down 10 hotdogs, unless they are those 1lb franks, then kudos to him for at least trying

NotTheAverage 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:32

10 hotdogs... with, or without the buns?

themixedt4pe 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:33

I'm with the love of MY life, but I certainly didn't know that after we dated for only two weeks! I was tempted to put YDI, but you being desperate doesn't really have much to do with your boyfriend only dating you because he lost a bet.

omgitsafly 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:35

love of your life after only two weeks? well hey, look on the bright side. maybe your story will be similar to the plot of "she's all that".

RedBlueGreenDot 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:36

holy crap, i hate this new system.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:36

Nice name? O:

Jackie10 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:39

um, how long have you been in love with him? because if it was only 2 weeks, its probably infatuation, dont worry. you'll get over it, and sooner or later karma will come around, that asshole will get what he deserved.