By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 08:02 - United States

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0

"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more

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lo_k 0

he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.

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treli1593 0

"love of your life" and '2 weeks' dont normally go together. but still that blows. and for all the people who say she deserves this- how? FYL

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GriefBacon 0

Hmm I hope he's really not the love of your life if he's that shallow and stupid. You've got to respect yourself more than just that.

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sireen 0

love of your life... two weeks.... this is a joke, right?

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skiBOAT 0

Two weeks? I didn't even meet my boyfriend's parents after two weeks. In fact, we has our first official date on our one month anniversary. I don't expect you to do the same, but come on...love of your life?

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lich_fml 0

You loved him after going out for 2 weeks? yeah okay. This is both YDI and FYL.

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jessiebare 0

she could have like him BEFORE i've been in love but not in a relationship, same sort of deal could have happened here

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chimmy 0

#107, I completely agree. "Love of my life" is thrown around WAY too easily.

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canadiankate 0

i think everybody is being way to harsh with the whole "love of my life after two weeks thing" me and my fiance have been together more than two years and i know he's the love of my life, we were dating and in love only about two weeks after meeting each other

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themixedt4pe 0

There's a difference between being in love, and finding the love of your life. Not saying that it's impossible that you knew you were meant to be together after a few weeks, but even if that's the case, you guys are the exception, not the rule. Also, I think you probably were mutually attracted to one another. I'm guessing he didn't start dating you because he lost a bet.

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Sappheyes 0

Key phrase: WE were in love. Not: I was obsessed with him, and he felt nothing for me. Heck, I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and say that they had been friends since they both wore diapers. He's still not the love of her life if he will disrespect her enough to do this to her.

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bollywood_rocks 0

Well, be sure to give us an update when your five year anniversary comes up... Oh and why hasn't he married you yet if he is the love of your life: I'm guessing you're planning to love each other for life right? Insipid teenagers

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009yp 0

That sucks but who can't eat 10 hot dogs? What a wuss!

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ziqi92 0

D A M N I really feel bad for you, mainly bcuz the the guys treated the fact that dating you was a form of punishment. But it does seem that calling the guy the love of your life after just two weeks is pushing it a bit far... Next time, try not to get your hopes so high up! You'll only hurt yourself more because you got less than expected. :O Learn to expect the worst and you'll start feeling a bit happier. :D

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Vegetables 0

How old are you? Twelve? You don't call someone the love of your life if you've only been dating them for two weeks, especially not if you're in middle school.

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