Goodbye Dreams By FML Videos - 14/10/2018 18:00 Keep chasing them! I agree, your life sucks 324 You deserved it 69 Share Tweet Share
Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML I agree, your life sucks 444 You deserved it 91
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 141 You deserved it 96
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 635 You deserved it 4 729
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 275 You deserved it 56 418
Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML I agree, your life sucks 42 087 You deserved it 7 819
Today, I couldn't help but laugh at my girlfriend because she always becomes paranoid when she's around cars. I found her reaction cute and told her that "there's nothing to worry about". A car ran over me two hours later. I'm in a hospital now. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 640 You deserved it 818
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 295 You deserved it 33 468
Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 271 You deserved it 2 963