I read it in the Count's voice.

Small town, huh?

Go be a Man and kick his ass. Should've done it the first time. That's what you get, though, when you don't stick up for the things you care for. People trample all over you.

I swear I just instantly thought... gotta murk his ass ol

He must be good in bed. You, on the other hand... Must be a good person

Sounds like a douchey player. He must either hate you a lot or just not care.

I guess he knows how to lay it down better than you.

Time for some one to get an ass kicking. The same guy twice with two different women seems very intentional.

Well damn.... It Seems like he is trying to Ruin your life you should confront him

I read it as Klaus the fish from American Dad.lol