Love: Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:13 - Ireland - Kilmacrennan

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

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Mmkay1515 21

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Seems like that guy just really hates you.

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Best thing I can say is move to another location and find a trust worthy wife.

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murph_fml 21

Tuesday 7 May 2013 11:00

I guess you'll just have to break that guy's **** over your knee. Seriously though, you deserve it the second time for not clipping him the first time.

8eight8 14

Tuesday 7 May 2013 11:23

have you ever done something terrible to him? unless maybe he's that charming

hallix 21

Tuesday 7 May 2013 12:33

Jerry Springer time.

SneezyC 15

Tuesday 7 May 2013 12:46

Hmm.. This seems a lot like another fml I've read before.

letsgooo_fml 23

Tuesday 7 May 2013 12:52

That guy must love your sloppy seconds.

interesting33 36

Tuesday 7 May 2013 13:25

This is SUCH an fml :(

ROCAROCA 3

Tuesday 7 May 2013 13:26

Maybe he's just into you

shamrockz555 5

Tuesday 7 May 2013 14:17

wow

Strrrrrange 12

Tuesday 7 May 2013 15:32

Sorry to hear! Seriously, stealing (if you would call it that) someones wife is plain evil, but doing it TWICE!?!?

roflstomp716 19

Tuesday 7 May 2013 16:05

now that's crossing the line..

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