Love: Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:13 - Ireland - Kilmacrennan

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

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Mmkay1515 21

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Seems like that guy just really hates you.

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Best thing I can say is move to another location and find a trust worthy wife.

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doulenkd 7

Tuesday 7 May 2013 16:08

This guy must really hate you!!!

n4ture 20

Tuesday 7 May 2013 16:55

I'm very sorry OP :(

RandomCommentor 2

Tuesday 7 May 2013 17:39

It takes two to have an affair. Had it not been him she would cheat on you with someone else (or might already be doing so). Be grateful that this man has shown you your wife and ex wife are unfaithful. Time for a divorce. Time to move on. Hopefully wife number 3 is faithful.

TomDoc4525 4

Tuesday 7 May 2013 18:06

#betaproblems

pattayarick 8

Tuesday 7 May 2013 18:10

And now he's dead, right?

davek 36

Tuesday 7 May 2013 18:54

Erm, beat his ass?

Hawaii84 16

Tuesday 7 May 2013 19:25

Is ass kicking time!!!

cayaenator 6

Tuesday 7 May 2013 19:40

you should talk to the guy, get pointers after you file for another divorce

RUSSJR1393 6

Tuesday 7 May 2013 19:53

Dang my man all I can say is better luck with the next one

Braveltoaster 6

Tuesday 7 May 2013 20:56

Hey, man, I told you I was super sorry about that...

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