Love: Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:13 - Ireland - Kilmacrennan

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

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Mmkay1515 21

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Seems like that guy just really hates you.

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Best thing I can say is move to another location and find a trust worthy wife.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:16

Same guy? This cannot be a coincidence.

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:17

It's the circle of life:)

martinfml 8

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:22

Take photos of her cheating on you, divorce her. And you'll eventually find a woman whose not a **** and a woman who will appreciate you.

nerdlove422 14

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:24

This guy clearly doesn't like you...

Mike2293 5

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:24

Plenty more fish in the sea! But stop fishing in his pond...

Dallasluver19 14

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:33

No one should even think about clicking the YDI button.

larsak 3

Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:15

I did

Vinnie500 14

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:37

Should have beat his ass the first time, and this wouldn't be happening.

Zomg_Okay 26

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:45

I read it in the voice of that leprechaun from The Simpsons. The one that says to Ralph, "Burn the house down! BURN THEM ALL!"

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:48

It's obvious that he thinks you have good taste in women?

ricknielsen6 5

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:49

Quit marrying them.

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