By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 04:04 - United States

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Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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justsayfuck 5

Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.

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alfigel 0

There's no such thing as a serious _and_ sexless relationship.

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_TONGAN_ 5

Yea and #40 has sharpie all over his body because he wish his mom would let him get a tattoo!!!!

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TechFire 25

I can fix at least one of those problems. :3

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DonJuan_13 0

I'm sorry for your luck. wish I could help ya with the single and aunt thing, but luckily I can help ya with your horny problem. lol.

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norman112 3

if your dating anyone and you aren't having sex, ya most likely he's getting his dick wet somewhere else you big dummy

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elisesavestheque 0

count yourself lucky that you didnt have that douche's d*ck in you.

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