By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 04:04 - United States

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Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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justsayfuck 5

Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.

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wtfsnickers 1

well at least he is keeping it in the family

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xgetxbentx 13

how did you just find this out? it seems like during the 9 months of her being pregnant you would have known who the father was..

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shanaqba 0

Seriously, never trust anyone who "doesn't believe in pre-marital sex"... Try before you buy. Live and learn.

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serenity40 6

Congrats on being an aunt...I guess?

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PhillyFox 0

Be glad you didn't have sex with him. Or got pregnant by him. Then you'd feel much worse.

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jaded_gal 0

He's a lying asshole & your sister is a deceitful *****. Get a new man, **** him a lot & be happy. as for being an aunt, your not, you would have to acknowledge that bastard child to be it's aunt. it's not the kids fault however you need peace & closure, so **** all of them.

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starberries 0

She is an aunt whether she likes it or not. It's not optional.

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ChiefLancaster 0

What is your number,,, I will cum and knock you up if you like???

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