By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 04:04 - United States

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Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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justsayfuck 5

Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.

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JayStorm 0

sex is a very important part in a relationship

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boopityboppity 11

Perhaps for you. It's as important as the relationsailors ('cause they're in a relationship — get it?) make it.

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In_your_face 0

I can only fix the horny part someone else will have to fix the other two

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mackieflann 3

that ha to **** the rest of your day up

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oldenuff2party 3

not having sex before marriage is a bad idea. but he should have been faithful. and with ur sister. well at least he has to take care if a kid

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glambert1998 0

WHAT THE **** DID U THINK HE MEANT?!?!?! THAT MEANS HE DONT WANNA HAVE SEX WITH U CAUSE HE ALREADY IS HAVIN IT WITH SOME ONE ELSE!!!!!!!

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Cinn_fml 22

Calm down. And your statement isn't true, not every guy in the world feels the need to lie and cheat other people.

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MyFirstKiss 0

and change that profile

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Freeze_fml 16

Good thing you didn't have sex with him, eh? I don't see why people hate abstinence.

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fidrat04 0

he's an idiot..your naive...and come here ill fix your hornyness ;p

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tj79 3

hey I'm single, horny and I'm an uncle, so we should hook up lol

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Zebrasity 0

YDI for not realizing he ****** your sister sooner.

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