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By dork - 16/07/2009 20:32 - United States

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML

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Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML

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Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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tubaguy42 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:29

wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you

redmusketeer 1

Friday 17 July 2009 1:27

wow that is really messed up!

Comments

fmlcrycrycryfml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:38

HAHAHA sucks for you. btw i'm the awesome girl who spread the rumor :) nice job posting it on FML.

kittykatt 0

Friday 17 July 2009 2:14

yeah right.

Cutiegirl30109 0

Friday 17 July 2009 2:19

That's not something to be bragging about, it just makes you look like more of a bitch :/

97currie 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:47

yeah rape is hilarious bitch.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 24 January 2018 13:53

If you really were, you're not an awesome person for spreading a horrible rumor.

CowGoesMoo 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:39

This could be kind of old. Anyway, that sucks, that chick has some major issues, or really hates you. Revenge maybe? I'm sure there's something you could do.

fmlcrycrycryfml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:41

I DO NOT HAVE MAJOR ISSUES ALRIGHT!?

StarrieyedFML 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:41

Yea,.... I doubt you are really the girl who spread the rumors... But in any case, you have issues for trying to pretend you are... We all know you want attention... go cry in a corner emo kid. No one likes you. OP: That sucks, it really does. But just tell everyone the truth. That it never happened and this girl has issues. And ask them if they still want to donate the money to the charity for rape victims. But don't accept the money... Karma is a bigger bitch then ANYONE ever could be.

StarrieyedFML 0

Friday 17 July 2009 8:52

drrnfortune.... you are my hero right now. lol

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Friday 17 July 2009 1:39

that sucks :

toomuchinfamaysh 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:46

Steve Miller wrote the perfect song for this: "Go on, take the money and run."

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:47

That sucks so bad I can't even... I mean, I see how it'd be a difficult situation to go through. People will kind of be awkward around you, and if you tell everyone it's fake (like someone else said) it would cause them to be angry with you since they went through all of the trouble to raise money for you. That's the weirdest rumor I have ever heard though... Usually they're negative things like, "Oh she's sleeping around... Did you hear the had sex with [so-and-so]?" That's a bit extreme what that girl spread though. FYL and good luck.

Gefangene 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:48

um, wow, that girl is a total ****. Why would anyone say that someone is raped, much less spread it around school. That's not something to joke about....ever. Find out who it is, kick that bitches ass

redbluegreen 40

Friday 17 July 2009 1:50

A similar thing like this happened at my middle school. It was several girls who thought it up about this other (I guess unpopular) girl, and they just wanted to make her look bad. She ended up moving though. I can definitely see several rape rumors going around though. Yes it's incredibly awful and disrespectful , but sadly, I know several people who've started such rumors about someone.