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By dork - 16/07/2009 20:32 - United States

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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tubaguy42 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:29

wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you

redmusketeer 1

Friday 17 July 2009 1:27

wow that is really messed up!

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onizukasuplex 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:17

So do they earn money in the fund raiser and give it to you?

noonecaresurfat 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:24

take the money haha

GongButterfly 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:31

That is screwed up la. It is sien that they did all of that without asking your permission, just assuming the rumors were true lo. For their stupidity, I would take the money la.

nirvan5a 1

Friday 17 July 2009 5:35

WTF?

foreverabearfan 3

Friday 17 July 2009 5:45

Accept the money at an all school assembly then embarass the hell out of the one spreading the rumor. Then announce that you will donate the money to a rape crisis center.

master565 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:56

there us 2 possibilities who that girl was either ur sister or ex girlfriend

sugar_bear 0

Friday 17 July 2009 6:00

haha

MadeOfAwesome 1

Friday 17 July 2009 6:15

It could be worse. You could actually have been raped :/

starcristen 3

Friday 17 July 2009 6:18

That girl is a conniving Bitch. I would rally your parents, the principle, and any other authoritive figures in the school, cry your eyes out, tell the whole story, state how guilty you feel about your friends and teacher's undeserved sympathy towards you, and how bad you feel to actual rape victims, for their experience to be used in such a disrespectful, petty matter. Then you "reluctantly" name the Bitch saying this would be the only way for her to realize the true disrepect she had shown to rape victims, her teachers, and peers. The plans practically foolproof.

elena_11 0

Friday 17 July 2009 6:19

That is really quite awful. I agree with the people who say you should donate the money, and I definitely you should go public in your school about it. If you know who started the rumor, get her kicked out or suspended or something. Still, be grateful that SO MANY people care about you. That's a real nod to your character.