By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 23:02 - United States

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 125
You deserved it 6 625

Same thing different taste

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Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?

lucy_hewitt15 6

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Puppies are good listeners! They don't tell you anything that'll make you feel bad or worse; they do something cute to make you feel better instead!

martin_martian7 11

I bet the puppy just went along with it

N3766 20

I talk to myself..., and arguing as well.

At least the puppy listened :) And it'll always love you. ... Now I want a puppy :(

No, get a chipmunk! We're lovable and sweet and there's a 30% chance that we'll sing to you!

ant1ion 12

Now is that percentage daily? Or by the hour? If by the hour I'll go get one

Neither. When you choose one, there's a 3 out of 10 chance that it can sing. The rest can't sing.

pcentral 17

At least a puppy is a living thing. It's when you start having conversations with your stuffed toys that your life is obviously going downhill...

SlayerElite 1

Its not like you were talking to yourself, the dog had no choice but to listen. and if you want a partner just teach your dog to speak, close enough right?

hateevryone 14

At least the puppy was listening.

at least they won't run away screaming office you strange looks like a lot of people would

If OP was a man, I would advise using said puppy to pick up women. Women can't resist dogs and it's a great way to start a conversation. As OP is a woman... Um. Hey, at least you have a puppy! :)