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By sal - / Sunday 19 August 2012 02:48 / United States - Rexburg
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89 - while the anal sphincters can stretch enough to allow even for a hand to be inserted, as it can during rectal surgery or some more "involved" sexual practices, the vagina can stretch enough to allow for child birth and is far more accommodating than the anus. OP should try much more foreplay and slow stretching and it'll fit. Hate to say it guys, no man is so big that it doesn't fit ;)

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My friend has the same problem with his girlfriend. I had the opposite problem with a former girlfriend. She was too cavernous for me to feel anything. In both cases anal was the solution. Use a female condom! It's a lot cleaner. Make sure you poop before sex, do lots of foreplay with fingers and thumbs to loosen you up. He can thumb you while going down on you. Use lube and clean up immediately afterwards. Also, it's best if you lie on your back or side. If its doggie style then Santorum can drip out onto your vagina. This is less of a problem if you use female condoms though. With the right practice anal feels as good as vaginal (so women I've done it with tell me)

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Oh yeah, it definitely can reach it obviously but as you said, it would never go in. And I don't know where you got 10 minutes from, I've never heard if a 10 minute labor, though I'm sure women would appreciate that.

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As a female, I can honestly say I would never want anything in or around my bum. OP, you just gotta start stretching yourself more. If the skanks at my school can get a fist up there, you can get a penis up there too.

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206- you obviously have never had children it takes many hours for the cervix to dilate to 10cm. Unless of course you've had previous children it may take less time, but never 10 minutes.

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Oh yeah you can be to big. It can only stretch so much. And some guys are pretty big. The anus can stretch a lot more though. As long as you start slow and use some from of lube of course. So you can always try that. But if that isn't your thing stay away from getting infections. That stuffs nasty OP and it could be in your best interests to not have them. I really hope you can figure out something OP!

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Who wouldn't have thought you could be too big? Pretty obvious. I kind of want to say YDI because it sounds like prior to this you were part of the "bigger is better" fanclub. As to the guy suggesting anal, there are a series of bigger complications than "will it fit" that come with shoving oversized objects in your ass...

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I'm just wondering which way is he too big? girth or length? because the length can be solved by him not going in fully and the girth (they've probably tried this) you could possibly try going up through toys slowly and eventually match his girth, yes it takes a long time but maybe the vagina will naturally stretch to accommodate his size. maybe not, I'm just giving some ideas :)

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Wasn't the longest penis in the world around 40 centimeters? Anyway, you can put a lot of things in a vagina, but it's not an endless hole. OP, here's my tip: search on the interwebs after different sexual positions. There are positions that are perfect for a small guy, positions that are ideal for an average guy and also positions for holy-shit-you're-big guys. Also, you don't need to put his entire penis inside you.

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Even a moderate length penis is a no go for a lot of women if it's too thick. From experience, average length, with the girth of a beer can WILL get you refused by some women the moment they see it.

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Every situation is one of those situations. Unless of course it's a situation like this: "Hm. I could really go for a foot up my ass right now." Then by all means, quote that meme.

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There are actually kits on the market to help slowly stretch you out so that your partner can fit more easily inside you. I'm not saying they're painless, but it might be something to look into.

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I'd be wondering what the hell I was doing in a strangers house. Who walks into rooms and finds random girls in there anyway? What sort of shit are you into...

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Don't worry, it's now commonly accepted that a lot of men are simply too large. There are now treatments, including penis reduction medication, and in extreme cases, surgery.

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Sometimes, a man has to if he wants to get laid. Seriously, our society attaches great importance to a big penis as part of manhood, but a penis that's too big is even worse than one that's too small.

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That was probably for a specific condition. There are a couple of medical conditions where women physically cannot stretch, or their hymens are ''indestructible'' (they can't break naturally, and sex is very painful, it's called an imperforate hymen).

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