By Anonymous - 02/10/2012 19:39 - United States - Richland

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Patient: Oh god, call me a ambulance! Siri: Ok, Ambulance. Please get me out of your ass.

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Lunaa94 6

I thought nothing could surprise me anymore after DocBastard's silly patient stories. Guess I was wrong. Just how did he manage to get the phone up there?

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priceyfml 7

-hey Siri bet you I can fit this iPhone in my ass? • bet you can't CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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cash_monkey72 9

That's taking butt dialing to an extreme.

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Bekah7495 3

It probably shrunk back down a few inches. iPhone 4 again. No big deal.

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sleepinginclass 8

I'm not sure I would want to put that next to my face..

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DocBastard 38

Sadly, this beats my best rectal foreign object story. I'll have to go trolling the ERs for more. You will not best me, sir!

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2ophiia 22

I was actually really surprised to see that this FML wasn't posted by you, Doc.

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neurodoc 1

FML is very popular among med students. One of my med students introduced me to this when I was a resident

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zephyrnok 9

I wonder if there were any scratches on the sides after.

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unknown_user5566 26

Those map systems really ARE bad, aren't they? ;)

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lflickin 6

Is there an app for that?

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YouDeservedIt12 2

Yea there's an app for that, but I hear its pretty shitty

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