Health: Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled...

By Anonymous - 02/10/2012 19:39 - United States - Richland

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 16:38 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

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By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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You deserved it 26 227

By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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By yosmurf - 13/08/2018 23:31

Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 11:04 - India

Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML

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By ryanharp2 - 27/07/2012 05:05 - United States - Conway

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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You deserved it 52 251

By thesadone - 03/07/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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You deserved it 10 757

Psych101 9

Wednesday 3 October 2012 0:00

"I fell on it?"

LlamaUprising 10

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:58

Classy.

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hellproof023 6

Wednesday 3 October 2012 1:46

Maybe it was like oprahs asshole in South Park and it was making a call to Rivera

Posthuman 26

Wednesday 3 October 2012 1:53

At least he didn't ask you to call it...or did he?

spcmonkeyzzzz 1

Wednesday 3 October 2012 1:54

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

bryan788 29

Wednesday 3 October 2012 1:55

Did it still work?

tigerxenvy 5

Wednesday 3 October 2012 1:56

Dear Gawd....

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 3 October 2012 2:05

the beginning of the Bullwinkle show. BwM: Hey Rocky, watch me pull an iPhone out of my ass. Rocky: Again? BwM: Nothing up my sleeves. Presto. Damn it!!!!!

brittanywashere 14

Wednesday 3 October 2012 2:11

Whattttt the HELL did I just read??

brand0n93 5

Wednesday 3 October 2012 2:14

lol shit happens

yousuck44 11

Wednesday 3 October 2012 2:21

What the hell!!! How the **** can an iPhone fit in a person ass? Please doc answer my question.

iceroyalty1984 14

Wednesday 3 October 2012 3:24

Rectal tissues stretch.

EmoSquirrel 7

Wednesday 3 October 2012 3:39

I dunno... But I bet lotion was involved..

laurahhx3 0

Wednesday 3 October 2012 2:26

lovely.

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