Intimacy: Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob....

By LALALA3 - 16/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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Fair enough…

By badboyfriends - 15/05/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

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You deserved it 47 588

Ouch.

By Zaak - 25/03/2018 06:00

Today, my neighbor, whom I've had a massive crush on but barely know, actually started flirting with me. Long story short, it ended with him getting a blowjob. I said, "We should make this a thing." He replied, "Yeah, a one-time thing." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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By noname - 04/12/2008 05:55 - France

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

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You deserved it 61 791

By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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You deserved it 6 917

Kiebland 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 5:51

You should've bit down when he said that.

lolfood 24

Friday 22 June 2012 7:09

You're an ass.

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emilypancakes 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 4:34

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WoAhAnNa123 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 6:34

...yeah its way to late now!

Church_Vii 4

Tuesday 18 December 2012 2:15

I don't think that was a determining factor in getting rid of her, and if it was then he doesn't deserve her.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Tuesday 2 September 2014 10:20

#3, #72, y'all are losers.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

FYL for sure, that must've been the worst BJ in the history of mankind

threefitty25 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 5:10

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lolfood 24

Friday 22 June 2012 7:09

You're an ass.

Slender_Man 6

Monday 16 July 2012 9:57

Douchebag alert!

loveishope 4

Friday 1 March 2013 2:54

Why would you do that

Kiebland 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 5:51

You should've bit down when he said that.

alphatoomega 21

Thursday 21 February 2013 23:00

He didn't say it until "right after", which means she wasn't blowing him when he said it. Learn to read.

civkomidway 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 8:08

My god, that's awful.

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 9:29

what a douchbag. i hope you then told him what a great idea that was cuz he could never satisfied you and youre sick of his shit. or elbowed his nuts

quontag 15

Saturday 1 December 2012 4:10

He's gay

KenMcGormick 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 11:49

tell him you give even better ******** to boyfriends... and the next time he is still asking for some... bite right through it

OXAMH 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 12:24

#17 clearly he didn't break off their relationship over not getting head as she'd just finished sucking him off. On the length of time, it depends on how old they are - if 14 then fine to wait a year, if 18...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 26 June 2013 16:46

If they've been together for a year and are 14, it's okay for her to blow him? What the ****? No. 14-year-olds are not mature enough for that shit, even if they think they're in love (and this is coming from the 17 year old who has been with her boyfriend for 4 years, we are still virgins). And even if they're 18, I see no reason why she can't wait. If a guy (or girl) doesn't respect the other persons' sexual decisions, they aren't worth it anyway.

crazycar 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 5:35

Sorry sweety. I have to agree with the guys on this one. You sholda blew him a long time ago. At least that way you coulda spared urself the wasted time.