By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

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Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
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ChefPhilly 13

Maybe somebody isn't doing their job enough...

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Harlequin073 6

Sounds like someone else isn't doing it for him

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mcclainlashawn 5

Atleast he isn't trying to get another girl to do it.

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br0ccoli 14

I feel like a guy will do yoga for 1 of 3 primary reasons: 1. Pick up girls/guys 2. Be more flexible for gay sex 3. Suck his own dick However, every time I hear of a guy taking yoga classes, my mind thinks of the latter. This FML proves my theory. I totally knew it!!!

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efemel94 7

Saying it is gay is wrong. Consider this, when I **********, I use my hand - a male hand. does this make me gay? No. I would have thought the same would apply to blowing oneself.

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chardy22 1

I'm fairly sure you have to have ribs removed to be able to do that, but OK!

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BelicaBonssex 17

He could do it Marilyn Manson style if yoga doesn't work.

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HonestWalnut 3

I can do that....I can get further than my helmet though

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