By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
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ChefPhilly 13

Maybe somebody isn't doing their job enough...

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rightspark 7

If you want something done right...you gotta do-it-yourself!:)

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1kiki81 6

Well look at it this way, at least you won't have to.

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skinflint 6

if I could suck own Johnson would I buy my wife pretty dresses and sexy high heel shoes? would I take her on beach weekends at expensive hotels? OP needs to start sucking some major richard.

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tomiller64 0

Maybe you should suck his dick for him ? You know kinda apart of a healthy sexy life and all

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theladysman 1

well sounds like he wont be needing you anymore smart man

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neander 8

To swallow or not to swallow, that is the question

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XxmckenziexX177 0

That's ******* discusting!

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