By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Haha, that's hilarious! Sucks to be you.

oooh that sucks, you shoulda said to him "it was you"

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Haha, that's hilarious! Sucks to be you.

iHavetoPiss 0

LOL. IKR? But the OP can always go to a new yoga class.

I almost wet myself laughing. Funniest thing I've read in a while.

Agreed. Always go for the class act, I say. :D

lolzforfun228 3

adam, 2 things. one, your 35 not 2 you ******* dumbass. two, YOU SUCK AT LIFE!

easylazy 0

You know, some people are into that kind of stuff Queefing can be quite kinky

Redneck325Ci 0

#72, it doesn't display your age, but whatever age you are; you should know the difference between "your" and "you're". You fail at life! =)

Come on, the guy that can't count (#35) fails more than a guy who forgot an apostrophe and the letter 'e.' Don't you think?

This could have been avoided had you simply introduced yourself. It's much easier than people think.

#72 was referring to the comment number (35) because the comment said second. I think you fail at life.

sugar_bear 0

Redneck325Ci, why are you talking about age? and OP that sucks. lmao

Well if you want to get all technical...your period should go inside the quotation marks. But since you missed that, perhaps you fail at life :)

I'm pretty sure #35's just kidding, cos his reply's under #1. Jeez, guys, chillax!

lawlfyl 0

Redneck, you're retarded. Way to jump into that conversation without knowing what's going on.

I saw my yoga teacher and queefed in my pants :P

bink2006 0

Redneck - You used that semicolon improperly, you know. Semicolons are used to separate two independent yet related clauses. An independent clause is able to stand alone as a sentence; "#72, it doesn't display your age, but whatever age you are" is not a complete sentence.

yoga is for no life **** heads like OP, so YDI

uriel538 0

perhaps you fail because you use stupid smiley faces... by the way your hott and I want you on an ice cream cone topped with love! lol

doglover339 4

No he is talking about him being #35 to comment

OMG I would have died from embarrassment! Sorry for you!

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brown_eyed_girl 0

Queefing really isn't that gross. Your ****** is kind of like a pouch and occasionally, air can get trapped in their and get pushed out when you shift positions, making a farting sound. It doesn't smell and is less disgusting than a fart; it's just embarrassing.

i love how in this south park episode everybody laughts abou terrance and philipps fart joke but everybody hates the queefsisters and is disgusted by them. so stupid xD

oooh that sucks, you shoulda said to him "it was you"

hahah thats funny i would have been sooo embarrassed

haha, IKR. I probably would have tried to play it off. Somehow..

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Not just a regular queef, but an obnoxious one? *snort* Okay, that's seriously funny. I'm having a good laugh right now! HA!

NGM_47 0

No, it's not. A queef sounds the same as a fart but there really nothing disgusting about it apart from the sound. A fart is disgusting, because it's a collection of smelly intestinal gassed mixed with poop particles. A queef is just air trapped in a ****** because of movements. And apart from that, there's nothing you can do about it. It just happens, mostly during sex.

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bleepyourlife 0

^^^^^^^what the hell does this (#96) say??? ^^^^^^^^^^^ i tried to read it like 5 times and i still can't understand it. is it even in english??!!

hugzandkisses666 0

say someone scrubs their butt..and then you lick it..will you most likely get some poop particles in your mouth..even just a tad..or if it's clean..it's safe?

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No, no, no. That is not true at all. I'm a virgina and can do it on command. If anything, it means that you have more control.

itsucks12 0

hahahha this made me laugh so hard ^^^^ you said you are a virgina... first of all it's ****** and second how could you possibly be one hhahahahhah