Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend...

By Cassidy Bowen - 16/06/2012 05:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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By Ugly - 20/08/2019 04:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML

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By FreshFaced - 12/06/2011 11:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

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By Taylor - 20/07/2012 18:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML

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By bu09 - 07/03/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

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By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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By Rach - 08/08/2018 23:30

Today, I didn't put any makeup on my acne-ridden and newly sun-burnt face. Today was also the first time I've ever run into my crush outside of work, all while trying to parallel park in a car that hasn't been washed in 6 months. I hit the car behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By khlonnae - 21/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Dayton

Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML

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astoryofroses 9

Saturday 16 June 2012 12:19

That's the thing with wearing make up all the time: no one appreciates your true beauty since they're all used to the fake you :( fyl OP

Betz 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 12:21

"No sweetheart, but you will be!" *punch*

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hewro_failure 11

Monday 18 June 2012 21:39

This is what happens when you hide your face under a glob of make up ... YDI for being fake

darkyoshi_fml 3

Tuesday 19 June 2012 1:32

lol thats funny

cassi135t 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 4:37

It probably FELT like you got punched in the face after hearing that.. :(

cassi135t 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 4:39

It probably FELT like you got punched in the face after hearing that.. :(

ifeelya 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 0:08

guess he's after your looks after all. a jerk, and as for you, for being "fake" if you're wearing too much make up. reduce it and find a different boyfriend.

Emperorerror 8

Thursday 21 June 2012 8:11

Well if he's used to seeing you with makeup, then it's not that unreasonable for him to think something happened to you when you're not...

spankie533 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 22:44

That happened to me yesterday, but i had just woken up. He's usually really cool about me not wearing make-up :)

bebekinza 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 21:51

DAYUMMMMM, that ugly? lmao

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