Love: Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me...

By sad - 30/03/2012 22:21 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By Lisa - 19/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

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By i suck, this i know :( - 26/07/2013 22:11 - Malawi - Blantyre

Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML

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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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You deserved it 2 958

By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

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By kumcat - 11/01/2015 05:57 - United States - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply, "#rekt", then, "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML

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moonmonkeyman 6

Saturday 31 March 2012 6:21

I think your dad is trying to tell you something. What that something is I don't know.

LolFMLnot 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 9:01

Thats every gay guy's dream dad right there.

Comments

MigraineurOfLife 15

Saturday 31 March 2012 8:05

Geeesh! Your Dad is definitely a winner... NOT! Fyl OP but seriously... There are plenty of other fish out there & the world is your ocean. Hopefully you get your dream catch.

AdolfShitler 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 8:17

Solid advice!

fuwomp 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 8:43

"itskaylabitch"

10madirocks 6

Saturday 31 March 2012 8:51

Awww im sorry you got dumped. Im sure you'll find a great girl out there. If not though ur dad gave u some solid advice "just wank it off and move on" lol

scruffy_janitor5 1

Saturday 31 March 2012 8:59

At least you know he'd accept you if you were gay

tammy0312 6

Saturday 31 March 2012 9:35

That is the best advice a father can give nowadays!

gamercanadian 11

Saturday 31 March 2012 10:30

That's not bad advice you know.

Randomxnp 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:03

Yes it is. It is very bad advice. Neo-Malthusian idiocy, the OP's father is an ignorant bigot who accepts at face value the lunatic wailing of environmentalists.