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Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

By bastard magnet / Sunday 2 October 2011 22:14 / United States
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  nalia18  |  8

All hes saying is that he knew this was gonna happen. Then again it also means u have poor choice in guys. Sorry op

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  tweetbaby14  |  17

Seriously.... That's actually pretty sound advice. If you're not happy with that answer I'll trade you my father*. *disclaimer: my father is a prick that wants nothing to do with his children.

By  zakkyzebra  |  11

Men. Gotta love 'em.

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  Shrike  |  22

yeah it was... same thing as saying "that's women for ya" on an FML involving bad driving. but hey, misogyny's so much more offensive than misandry, right?

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  zakkyzebra  |  11

Are you people fucking stupid? Did you even bother to look at my gender? Apparently you people are so fucking ignorant as to that to even realize my comment wasn't even sexist.

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  Shrike  |  22

#126: look it up in a dictionary. it means hatred of men, not exclusively female hatred of men. it comes from the same root words as "misogyny". I agree with your points in the other comment, BTW. #129: you can still stereotype your own sex, and I for one don't appreciate it, especially from a 16 year old kid. so hop off and stop demeaning us real men, yeah?

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  zakkyzebra  |  11

131, if you're really going to be a dumb twat about this and bring age into this, then I am going to go right the fuck along with the stereotype you just made, you hypocritical cunt. I could give less of a flying fuck what the hell you think. I'm a teenager. Why should I? If you're such a "real man" as you put it, you wouldn't even bother with something this simplistic. Get off your high horse, you old fuck. Stop swinging your elder cane around like you own man-kind.

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  Shrike  |  22

man up a bit and I wouldn't have to bring age into it. cussing everyone out rather than making actual points just proves how much of a macho idiot you are. so please go on, keep stroking your e-peen, but keep your kiddy sexism to yourself and grow up

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  zakkyzebra  |  11

That's the thing. I don't have to give a fuck about anything. Why don't you take your own advice. Man up. Get a fucking life. You truly are quite pathetic.

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  zakkyzebra  |  11

What kind of elitist fuck actually uses the word *derp* in an argument? God I swear you fucking inbreds are stupid.

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  zakkyzebra  |  11

That's it. I have lost all faith in humanity.

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  KaySL  |  24

Zebra, don't blame your parents. Beyond a certain point, the blame for the child being a dickhead lies squarely with the child themselves. You just happen to reside in the asshole half (quarter? third?) of the male population, son.

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  zakkyzebra  |  11

KaySL. I am wise enough to know not to argue with you. But. I would put the blame on my parents. You don't even know the people. I'm not mad about all you elderly folks. Hell, I could even argue that I'm not even mad. But I'm not even going to try to explain to you, or anyone else, anything because, well, who would listen to some sixteen year old, eh?

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  KaySL  |  24

If you're self-aware enough to blame people for your failings, then you're self-aware enough to put a stop to them. Evidently, you choose not to. By the way, I had to read your comment twice, because the first time, all I heard in my inner monologue was "eheheheheheheheheeehhhh" as if you're actually Peter Griffin or something and had absolutely nothing edifying to say whatsoever. But anyway, if you have nothing to say or explain, you could always, you know... not comment.

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It really irks me when people play the "age" card and then fight with the person they claim is immature. When you respond to comments clearly intended to be provocative, you start appearing to be just as immature. Want to play the age card? Don't expect it to work out if you start behaving like whoever you used it on.

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  azurewave  |  6

No wonder our generation is looked down upon. We have people like this walking around playing the blame game. All you have is to blame yourself. No one else controls you. All you need to do is to do something instead of sitting around all the the time. Get a job or get intelligent. I know your Going to say "I am smart" or "I have a job".

By  missjet  |  0

it's true all guys are mean

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  Shrike  |  22

A 14 yo talking about men being dicks, excuse me as I go laugh hysterically #13: she'll probably make it her mission in life to get used by at least 10% of that

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  FML102938  |  8

Actually she's right. I'm a guy and I've never met a nice guy, myself included. Sometimes I just wish I was a homosexual girl it would be so much easier

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  carmen8D  |  0

Some men are the best guys ever and then again some can be real jerks. I'm a girl but I'm not gonna stick up for bitches either. Some girls are nice, sensitive, etc. just like some males, but some are bitchy whores and so every1 is different so you can't jut stereotype males with lazy video playing slobs who won't make a sandwich for them selves, but you can't stereotype females as people that can't drive and always make food, do laundry, by groceries etc.

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yeah I've been responsible for hooking up every girl I've ever had feelings for with the guys they're with now, so no not every guy is a selfish cock. I'd rather die alone and a virgin than use any girl..... it's true nice guys finish last but a nice guy will always be fine with that because most nice guys are not competitive at all.

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  kitsune3  |  20

Technically, not all guys are bastards. I hate to be so literal because I know it doesn't really matter, but the true definition of "bastard" is not an asshole who treats people like shit, or w/e else people use it as. The actual meaning is "a person whom was born to parents not married at the time of conception."

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