By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

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Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Soak 0

Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

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mushroomcloud 0

This makes it to the most stupid FMLs i've ever read list.

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BalsaTouching 0

Excuse my French, but anyone who would rather eat potato chips than pussy is not a real man. Dump him and find yourself a guy who likes to eat you out.

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0___0 9

I would much rather eat chips >.> sorry but they are YUMMY!! and i'm a girl lmfao i'd rather suck on a penis than a popsicle, though!

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Ox_Baker 0

Today, my girlfriend was eating a hot dog, and I said, "why don't you blow me?" and she said, "unless your **** turns into a hot dog, I'd rather eat this." FML

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flyhigh26 0

well when a guy is eating, watching tv, playing video games, hanging out with his friends or sleeping they are not gonna want to be bothered. Just how it is.

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maddog_fml 0

@#40 Frans (FML Staff) I see strange ads: Gaychubbydating.com?? I don't wanna know

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Lanni 0

If you don't want him to anymore, I'd be more than happy to volunteer.

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henryk_fml 0

obviously your ****** isnt as tasteful as lays potato chip. Kudos to Lays!

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bread_fml 0

That just sounds lame. It's like you're trying to be sexual but you suck at it.

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qwertyuiop8989 0

Not everyone likes to give head. Especially if you have stankpussy.

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