Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips...

By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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By fuckyoutoo - 24/03/2013 23:47 - Canada - Armstrong

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By bunnyluver4545 - 11/01/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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By fuck you - 26/04/2015 08:19 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 20:04 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML

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By Lucachoo - 26/07/2015 00:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

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marisaichiban 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:42

Must have been some good chips.

Soak 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:45

Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

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gret1042 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:44

wow any guy that does that is a complete tool and or gay, it makes no sense, u should find someone that is willing to do that for you anytime

patrickhb 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:47

LOL at the people saying he should be dumped for saying no.

eeee93757 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:51

Don't take his response to heart, us men don't like to be interrupted while we're eating and such.

noclevername 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:09

Gg #63. That sounds like it was a joke. Even if it wasn't, though, it's perfectly fair. Being a girl, I can't tell how serious all the "Don't bother him when he's eating!" comments are, but for my own part, if I'm eating crisps or junk food it's because I feel like relaxing and being lazy. If my boyfriend happened to be there during that, and asked if I wanted to give him a ******* - well, if I'm feeling generous I might, but it won''t be my first preference. And I wouldn't ask him spontaneously in that situation if he wanted to eat me out, because why would he?

Tripodi 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:17

I'm guessing #23 would know hahaha

B_Tenor 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:30

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aaronquixotic 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:32

Wow, trashy.

ElleEnvy 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:34

Would you really want him eating you out after he had a bag of chips? Gross much?

OhSoFoxy 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:55

"****** doesn't taste all that great anyway, and it's a lot of work for really no benefit to the man." The same can be said about ********, but we do it anyway.