FML : Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to...

Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML

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You deserved it

By OnlyAvailableID / Sunday 8 February 2015 08:35 / Australia

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By kingkobrastrikes | 13

#6196447 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:05

two pussies at one time... you're a champ!

By keithsbooty | 20

#6196440 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:03

You can call that a devil's threesome ...

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By keithsbooty | 20

#6196440 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:03

You can call that a devil's threesome ...

By cartoonboy | 26

#6196441 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:04

Ow! I feel your pain bro! Just make sure kitty doesn't go into the room next time

By Wizardo | 33

#6196444 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:04

What? Cat got your nutsack?

STEALTHHUNTER88 | 13

#6202569 - Saturday 14 February 2015 19:54

This comment made my day, I'll be completely honest

By kingkobrastrikes | 13

#6196447 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:05

two pussies at one time... you're a champ!

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6196550 - Sunday 8 February 2015 20:29

Time to beat those pussies up...

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#6196642 - Sunday 8 February 2015 22:11

2,3,4 we have some good commenters lol.. home run. woot woot

By Mossygirl357 | 12

#6196451 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:07

Ouch!

By thomasrasmussen7 | 20

#6196453 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:08

It's never good when a pussy gets mad.

By djurmel89 | 30

#6196455 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:09

Two pussies, you hero!

By ComoEsJuan | 24

#6196457 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:10

Normally, most threesomes are a ball.

Paws_Cat | 29

#6197108 - Monday 9 February 2015 6:41

This one was two.

By Apretendbiscuit | 12

#6196461 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:11

I don't want to know what the cat did to make you ejaculate so quickly

joshi42 | 13

#6196672 - Sunday 8 February 2015 22:45

Played with his balls, he just wrote it.

Turtle_Man | 19

#6196726 - Monday 9 February 2015 0:01

#31 doesn't play games

By feven | 32

#6196463 - Sunday 8 February 2015 19:13

There's always next time.

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