Health: Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors...

By nic - 01/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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You deserved it 120 465

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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You deserved it 11 999

By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By Andy - 18/11/2008 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

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You deserved it 26 113

By luckycharmed - 17/06/2014 17:34 - United States

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML

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You deserved it 4 389

By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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You deserved it 72 205

By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 1 742

Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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You deserved it 43 644

Costly mistake

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 23:00

Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 191

You deserved it 1 428

danhxcore 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:28

Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.

DaftPyramid 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:30

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Comments

jujujuice 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 5:56

try again tomorrow.

Nycholai 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 5:59

#124 = buzzkill. Also, is any door a fire exit? Partially OP's fault, mostly his friend's fault because his first reaction to things is jumping out of a window.

imdumburdumber 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:29

next time, saran wrap the window too, or leave a trampoline outside his window

Shadesville 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:39

lmao this is very epic if only he would've ran into the saran wrap and video recorded it it wouldve been on my fav's for youtube

Chris968 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:44

Is he still your friend?

junkx5 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:47

you're a real great friend for messing with something like that, dude. who needs enemies w/ friends like you?

cartering 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:59

we don't know the friend - for all we know his friend had someone in his life who died because they were trapped when they tried to escape through the door to their house.

Amkii 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 7:16

You're both idiots. Fire isn't something to joke about, but who the hell jumps out the window? What if it'd been a drill anyway?

thatsucksballs 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 7:24

That's ****** bullshit.. and yeah, he should be writing this..

blinkingstarlet 15

Thursday 2 April 2009 7:29

#50... anyone who doesn't wanna die in a fire takes them seriously... and #22... stupider? this is ridiculous. you're a bad friend. YDI because you're such a terrible friend. there could have been a real fire or he could've broken his neck. anyway, i smell bs on this one...