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Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

By chi-huaHUA / Saturday 4 December 2010 07:08 / United States
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  _TONGAN_  |  5

Well OP since you had just walked outside...hmmm...why don't you walk back inside?...and videotape your friend getting eaten by deadly monstrous beasts of the abyss!!!

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  starile  |  19

A much more plausible one would be "A vicious taco ate my chihuahua". YDI, what's the worst a tiny chihuahua could do other than tear up your shoelaces? Unless they're one of those giant mutant sabre-tooth Chihuahua bears, then you're in a pickle.

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  DjeePee  |  24

It's really funny and at the same time annoying that almost nobody here seems to realise chihuahuas are very aggressive and have sharp teeth. Don't underestimate one chihuahua, surely not five.

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  Riverweasel  |  1

Very much agreed. Man, what an idiot for taking such a lucky chance to kick some overgrown furry rats and instead changing it into excersize. I've wanted to kick a chihuahua for so damn long too, and you had five? Makes me so mad

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  gr82bhere  |  9

Actually I had a neighbor with down syndrome and an intense fear of dogs who got tackled, climbed over, bit, and terrorized by 6 chihuahuas from down the road. If they sense they have an advantage (in numbers or otherwise) they WILL use it.

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  rissygrl08  |  6

well i would probably decide against kicking them because if you seriously injure one of them you could get in a lot of trouble with the neighbor, regardless if they were chasing you or not

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  KRS_13  |  0

once my friends chihuahua bit my lip and took a chunk of meat out my my lip causing my to go to the hospital and get 5 stiches. is THAT worse then asking for a taco?

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