Health: Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors...

By nic - 01/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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No joking allowed

By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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Stealth

By Andy - 18/11/2008 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

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By luckycharmed - 17/06/2014 17:34 - United States

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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You deserved it 72 206

By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

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Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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Costly mistake

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 23:00

Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML

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danhxcore 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:28

Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.

DaftPyramid 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:30

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

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mylifeisf 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:28

seriously, i know people don't want to die, but if this were a real fire, you would see if you could get out of the building without jumping out a window. you would check whether there are still other safer ways

zozoalzuzu 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:17

I think what you did was bordering on illegal, buddy.

castnerinho 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:35

what a great joke. not.

katiekaite 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:39

HAHAHAHHAHA, why the fuckkk would he jump out the window?? There's a door I would try first, and if he did, why not just rip it? YLIF for having such a dumb friend. YDI for putting him in that kind of situation. Well april *fools*

magiczipperman 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:23

wow that woulda been a great prank but ur stupid friend had to freak out.

zectni 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:11

AAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAA !!

BuxomBanana 0

Friday 3 April 2009 7:03

I've laughed harder at this FML than any of its predecessors. The image of that guy freaking out and jumping out of the window makes me quite happy. It's unfortunate he was hurt though.

Bella_x 0

Friday 3 April 2009 10:31

lmfao #24 haha completely the window jumpers fault usually people out of windows when they have NO OTHER way out, who just goes straight for the window? lol