Love: Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has...

By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 09:19 - Australia

Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

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Sophie's Choice

By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 04:01

Today, my love life comes down to a choice in loneliness: I can either be alone, because I never meet anyone these days, let alone an interesting guy. Or, I can go back to my ex, who I left because he made me feel alone while sitting right next to him. FML

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By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:01

You, are a very unlucky person.

rosered 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:00

Ouch that sucks. Fyl.

Comments

yake12 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:04

they would if they passed out or got knocked out or something from a panicking person running around...

XxSamixX 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 22:05

ID beat her ass!! then beat his right after !!

kismet_fml 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 22:33

This kind of stuff is textbook for movie scripts. Write a book princess.

gingersss 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 22:40

oh no that's horrible

naana1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:20

isn't that akward

dylansomething 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:43

the chances of that r slim to none. lol fyl.

slutbagg 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:32

i had a child with my ex... who left me for my now ex-best friend. it sucks especially when your not over that person. but you can do better! keep your head up and your options open.. positive attitude and confidence will keep ou on top :)

MF12 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:37

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pariah13 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:59

haha. ChrisCTL, what are you waiting for?

indianabummer 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:20

OP that sucks so bad. I'm hoping you rocked it and acted like you didn't care, while making it awkward for them so they had to leave. I hope you find better friends and a better guy next time, sounds like you had some scumbags before