By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 22:22 - United States
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he lies
wow, undeserving bitch....
97/99/101 are all members of the lonely hearts club.
Band?
I don't really see how this is an FML. I mean, unless you were in a train, car, bus, or on a boat, where throwing it out of the window means it's pretty much gone forever, this is not a big deal. Most necklaces aren't going to shatter from a drop, even from two or three stories, unless you drop them on a concrete pathway and someone immediately steps on them. Walk outside, pick up the necklace, and stop acting immature.
I'm going with the shaved squirrel here.
What a **** move. I bet the argument was about how he doesn't give you nice things or some other stupid shit. You deserve whatever you get, stupid bitch.
i never give any gifts except my 9 inch johnson in the hole of your choice.
@ all the people bitching about the word "Proceeded" - It's a word. It's a perfectly valid word in this context. If you don't like it, go to another country where they don't speak english and gtfo the net.
Actually, it was a pretty shitty word to use in such a context. She was describing an initial action in the first sentence and stuck the word "proceeded" in haphazardly. Proceeding to do anything usually indicates an action other than the first, so it's like saying, "Today, while I was on the internet, I then wrote a dumb FML." Doesn't really fit together in the English language all that well.
Not to mention that it was entirely redundant. You don't 'proceed to throw.' You just throw.
If you are definitely going to get rid of it why wouldn't you pawn it???
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Never give that kind of stuff to girlfriends, save it for the wives.
Wow, you really are an ungrateful bitch for doing that. It was just a fight.