Miscellaneous: Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced...

By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By VMV - 01/02/2013 23:53 - Spain - Abrera

Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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aligator121 15

Thursday 7 November 2013 0:30

Did it scare the shit out of you?

x_the_lancer_x 13

Thursday 7 November 2013 0:30

I don't blame you for being scared of using public restrooms! Try visiting random gas stations or public hockey rinks or football stadiums, especially ones with Mexican food stands.

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hannahchik13 6

Thursday 7 November 2013 2:07

The same thing happened to me except I was 4 and the peeked was maybe 68 FML

DataWog 30

Thursday 7 November 2013 2:15

I have no idea what it is about American restrooms, but the only time I have ever had this happen to me in my entire life I was at a rest stop in Washington and this guy stuck his head over the door to ask if I went to his school. 'WTF' simply does not do the situation justice. The most bizarre part was that I had gone in the handicapped stall so that no one could accidentally see me, and yet this teenager poked his head over the door and leaned waaaay over so he could see around the corner and look me dead in the eye while I was taking a dump. WHO THE **** DOES THAT???

AmeliaDaisy 8

Thursday 7 November 2013 2:25

I know it's bad for you, but that person had to get down on the floor to look under your stall. Imagine what they came into contact with! Ewh!

OxenFree 10

Thursday 7 November 2013 2:25

It could be worse. When I was little I went to the restroom at the department store. Right as I sat down, two teenage girls kicked in the door to the stall scream "I ******* CAUGHT YOU, DANI!" Surprise, Dani was in the next stall.

denisat 2

Thursday 7 November 2013 2:34

Your bladder won't ever explode. You'll pee yourself first.

MikaylaW 4

Thursday 7 November 2013 2:34

What kind of a person looks in stalls at a public washroom?

JMichael 25

Thursday 7 November 2013 2:35

I'd be freaked too

natisn0tonfire 4

Thursday 7 November 2013 2:47

There are plenty of yahoos out there, OP. Sorry that this certain yahoo decided to look under your stall. I'm surprised that nothing like this has happened to me considering the fact that I have a bladder the size of a grape; and I'm constantly having to use public restrooms while I'm out.