By lbg2msf - / Wednesday 6 November 2013 18:08 / United States - Biloxi
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By  Boopycat  |  15

So many puns to be made

  swaggalikethat  |  22

Birds: Chirp chirp (hey Op,look up!) Op: "looks up, gets shitted on" Birds:"laughing, high fiveing each other, fly away" Shoulda blew those little bastards right outta the sky, that would show them

By  aligator121  |  15

Shhhhh! It's just some sticky snow

By  Daryen_rawwwr  |  7

what a SHITTY situation. First pun c;

  evan_7899  |  28

Exactly, what if the first transmission they get is Honey Boo Boo and they are so repulsed by the human garbage they are so they just blow us to fiery hell with their mega laser.

By  lissa_jade  |  22

did you honestly expect that NOT to happen ?


Today, I had a box full of crickets in my room. I sealed it up with tape and went to take a shower. When I returned, I found that the box had popped open, releasing almost all of the crickets. I can still hear the chirping. FML

By Kaei - / Friday 21 August 2015 20:09 / United States - San Francisco

Today, the neighbors in the next apartment reported me to the police for screaming at my newborn to "shut the hell up" every time he cries. I would never yell at my baby. My asshole of a dog on the other hand barks at everything, which terrifies the baby, causing him to cry. FML

By Annonymous_Dad - / Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:22 / United States - Fort Wayne
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