Awkward, Porn and Work: OK Gramps?

OK Gramps?

By UhhhUhhhRRRick - 05/03/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, an elderly gentleman walked into the UPS Store where I work asking to use the laminating machine. I explained to him that we keep it behind the counter and I would do it for him, when he produced several graphic photos of him having sex with nasty looking women to be laminated. FML

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You deserved it 4 410

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Same thing different taste

By nonexistant - 02/10/2009 19:32 - Canada

Today, while I was at a business supply store, I decided to get my old paper birth certificate laminated so it wouldn't deteriorate further. The people working decided to wait until after it was done and I had paid to tell me that laminating a birth certificate voids it. FML

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You deserved it 9 071

Weirdest scam attempt ever?

By Violet Winters - 01/08/2023 04:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, a customer checking out a camera at my pawnshop asked if the memory cards got erased. I said yes. He asked if I had a case for it and I left to get it. I came back and the guy said, "There's naked pictures on this memory card!" I Look at the LCD screen and it's a picture of his own dick, which he'd just taken in the store. FML

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You deserved it 99

By indecentcameraexposure - 05/09/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML

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You deserved it 48 018

By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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You deserved it 4 831

By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 156

You deserved it 2 589

By ahappypenguin - 26/09/2012 04:07

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 024

You deserved it 2 034

Booty pic

By Anonymous - 01/11/2020 08:01 - United States - Brookhaven

Today, I went to CVS to print out some pictures. I accidentally printed out a booty pic, tried to go behind the counter and they yelled at me, "Ma’m you’re not supposed to be behind here." Then the lady held up the picture and said, "Was this one the accident?" FML

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You deserved it 1 257

By beurk - 06/02/2015 05:18 - France - Paris

Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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You deserved it 4 079

Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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You deserved it 23 598

Not funny anymore

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s that had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 236

You deserved it 1 836

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:25

More worryingly, why does he want to do with them that would require them to be laminated????

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:16

At least you didn't see the picture with your mama in that lot

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were_giraffe 2

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:00

yay for "right to refuse service" ... i'm hoping you got to exercise that right...

loodles 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 4:43

g r o s s

americuzz 8

Saturday 11 September 2010 7:56

n a s t y

Grimmerie 31

Saturday 30 April 2011 11:00

s e x y

sovietkiwi 0

Monday 18 July 2011 14:24

f a p f a p f a p

King_of_Kings_2 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:10

eww, that is nasty

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:16

At least you didn't see the picture with your mama in that lot

nah_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:20

ohh come on.. old people also get the right to do whatever nasty things they want to do..

yahtzeesouls 12

Tuesday 19 April 2016 21:28

Yes, but why would he need the pics laminated

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:25

More worryingly, why does he want to do with them that would require them to be laminated????

pepz_fml 5

Monday 26 September 2011 7:59

I thinks he doesn't want them getting stuck together and ruined. easy to clean.

Alice_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:27

I thought the same thing as #5.

nah_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:30

may be he just wanted to hang them in his bathroom for personal pleasure.. ;)

Sarthaas 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:32

Oh god, that's just nasty. I agree with #1, I hope you refused him service.

lkjadsoif 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:36

wow... just wow

HutzovinaBorder 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:41

You misused "whence."

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OK Gramps?

Same thing different taste

Weirdest scam attempt ever?

Booty pic

Cheeky!

Not funny anymore

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