By facepalm - 15/10/2014 23:36 - United States - Gainesville

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Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML
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kiki1705 20

Is he having a hard time teaching them? =)

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pl0xs3rver 45

I first read this as the boyfriend was trying to teach their baby how to put parakeets on his penis...I'm glad I read it again.

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brendejafulable 41

He is probably into **********. ....

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SplineMan 4

I dunno. I'm sort of impressed he can still get hard when he's drunk. That's not necessarily as easy as you might think. (Aren't you glad I didn't say it was hard to do that?)

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laaryssa 21

That's actually fantastic! Please tell me you took a video?

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middlenamefrank 8

I would think that would hurt like a son-of-a-bitch. They can grip your finger pretty hard when they're perched there.

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tasteelingus 1

And their talons....yeesh....dude must've been pretty drunk if that didn't hurt.

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cjwayy 22

Your boyfriend gets drunk by himself?

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slyde32 12

or you know, he just came back from the pub, or he had mates around who caught taxis home, besides who're you to judge if he drinks alone

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nitrog100 21

I'm never surprised by anything that comes from Florida anymore.

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Matrixzam2095 8

I want to know the conversation they had upon walking in on him.

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