By NestHead - 01/10/2013 17:32 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML
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DFresh503 8

"Polly want a ... Cigarette"

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\ 28

Maybe the baby parrot will inherit OP's intelligence.

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scarface90 8

Next time you have sex, do it on his cage...turn the table on this parrot

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slickchrome 11

before u ppl thumb me down for my comment or in the obvious reply of "uh birds make babies too" I am not sure how birds have physical contact of intercourse judging by their awkward appearance form..since they lay eggs I quickly assumed the male spews his sperm fertilizing the females egg. if not and they had continued to mate onto ops face the image Iam picturing is alot of flapping wings..

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itsmecutiepie 17

More like; doesn't matter, head sex. Ha, shitty pun, I know. I'll let myself out.

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cottoncandymango 17

I mean, it sounds like you practically allowed it to happen.

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notsoanonymous3 20

I read this like: "Today, my parents decided my head was the best place to have sex"... o.0

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yawateverok 10

So you are username is corect*

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anythingmustbe 18

So they got head and sex? Seems like a pretty good day for them.

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Clay_Pidgeon 11

did anybody else read parrots as parents first? or just me...

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DFresh503 8

Technically, that was a threesome. And that's not bird poo on your shoulder...

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diiiinkleberg 13

somewhere out there is a **** for this, I just know it

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TyT63 12

now you have a story to tell

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yawateverok 10

now you have a story to tell!******* is correct grammer

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yawateverok 10

I am corect grammer

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davidpropert 32

Keep your head up OP, at least you have a funny story to tell... Actually you might want to keep that to yourself :)

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Kibaruto 33

Look where keeping their head up got them in the first place.

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batman105 8

Lets just hope theres nothing left on top

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Kibaruto 33

Hey, OP needed a new style. It may start a trend, and you will no longer be in the harsh loop of hair-related fashion.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I guess their feathers weren't the only ones that got ruffled, eh? In the future, I'd just put some crackers or treats in their cage to lure them in whenever they look like they're "in the mood". Or teach then English and then give them a lesson on boundaries.

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samabomination 19

How does someone even react in a situation like that?

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Gho5tk3y 17

Apparently by posting on FML, and hopefully taking a long shower.

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RedPillSucks 31

React? How does the situation even arise? Was OP asleep and the parrots decided... What the hell, free head!!!

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AnOriginalName 19

Free head? Are you implying you normally pay for your head?

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LaurenLo 17

Well your bird is getting more action than mine. I have a cockatiel that masterbates all the time and chirps while he does it.

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RedPillSucks 31

sigh... I really don't want to know how a bird masturbates. I'm having this image of a frustrated T-Rex whose arms are too short.

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graceinsheepwear 33

10, perfect match of pic and comment.

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