By facepalm - 15/10/2014 23:36 - United States - Gainesville

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Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML
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kiki1705 20

Is he having a hard time teaching them? =)

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jtheasian 6

Hey, on the bright side you know he can keep it up when he's drunk. That's always a plus

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clemscott 10

You should dump him, who knows how far he is willing to go if he did that. He could be into **********.

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LJ64 2

Damn! If his drunk junk can support THREE birds, you're a lucky girl

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Jenniesaurus 14

I don't know, the post does say 'baby' parakeets... :P

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mld4657 28

if I had a penis I'd probably try it just for curiousity sake

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SarahJacobs 1

You need a sense of humor. That's awesome!

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redneck66 11

not quite as stiff as your average perch, huh?

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