By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 673
You deserved it 46 310

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 558
You deserved it 29 175

Top comments

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

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uberkrissy 0

A little bit of context? I guess you never get texts or something, but really, I shouldn't have to guess. Dumbass.

xx_hayleyy 0

this is far from an fml. whatta let down....

i'm truly dissapointed with the moderators.

ColdSig 0

This is a really shitty FML, and it's been a trend lately...

Please. Learn how to use FML right. FML is not a whiny petty bs thing, like "Today, when I got home, I ate a sandwich. FLM." It's more along the lines of irony. There is no irony in what happened to you. You're just an unpopluar sob. Now, if you were expecting a life-changing text from your friend but it never showed up because he was in a car accident, THEN you could say FML. But, as it stands, I get excited every night because my screen lights up, too. I have yet to think my life is screwed because of it. Stop whining and grow a pair, mmkay?

upsetman18 0

You must have no friends at all. NOT AN FML.

This shouldn't even be posted here.