I now always make it a point to look in the mirror for a couple seconds before I leave my house. I learned that the hard way when I was at a meeting with dried drool on the side of my mouth.

OP should've owned that shit, don't let a little makeup ruin your beer buying location!.. my poor use of words I apologize for. rock it

No he ain't every man needs a beer

Not really #7, I really don't care for beer and last I checked I had all the parts to say I was a man.

While I agree that beer is irrelevant, I think that there is a lot more to being a man than just 'having the qualifying parts.'

Not the point I was trying to make but whatever

who buys beer at the gas station? Its more money and in Colorado at least its 3.2 beer, huge rip off!

If you mean a 12 then yes, she is.

He didn't. He's too embarrassed to go back.

He was at a gas station. Not a bar.

What FML are you reading there was no Bar and he wasn't kicked out of anywhere