By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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hsusanne 0

It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)

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misterman2 3

YDI for not covering your mouth. People like you spread h1n1. :p

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GirlFromKuwait 0

I 'YDI'-ed it. Learn manners, cover your mouth, be safe from spiders and victims of spiders. It's simple math :p

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pek 0

GOLD! I feel so sorry for you cos that is pure filth!

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ryansims 0

crunchy crunchy protein

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rawrtoopy 0

that's why u cover ur mouth when u yawn u totally deserved this i'm sorry

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Dezroy 0

YDI for being a rude prick by not covering your mouth!

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catherine42 0

mmm protein! but really, i'm sick of these fmls about eating something nasty, like mold and bits of poo. suck it up. the spider probably had a worse day than you, wouldn't you think?

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magneticcheese 0

That is seriously SO disgusting. I'm gagging as I type this. Next time shut yo damn mouth when yawning. YDI.

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itissoyourfault 0

Well on the bright side, you just got a lot of good, clean, non-fattening protein!

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