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By danonno - / Thursday 2 August 2012 21:08 / Canada
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Are you trying to challenge me to prove to you that god doesn't exist? Think carefully, I am not against people believing god is real, just them trying to push it on me when I don't push my beliefs on them. Like I say on my profile, to each his own.

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"There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, it wiggled and juggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die. "

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Gosh!? What is wrong with spiders! They're not like evil creepy crawlies comming to scare the shit out of you! The OP is the one who probably scared the shit out of its tiny body. All she was looking for was food, so YDI. Since the spider can't post an FML i'll re do it for him :«today, one of those stupid humans swalloed me and covered me in saliva, FML»

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Plus the spider I'm sure died from the throat being all suffocating and what not. I'm not a big fan of spiders, personally, when there in my house. Outside they can do whatever they please.

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Ok for stumach acids! But I mean spiders are just part of nature, you have to put up with them. They're the ones who eat the flies and mosquitoes too.

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There is a spider (in the dining room I guess.) Somebody asks "where did the spider go?" I reply with "It must of went into the other room." ... So I assume the guy was speaking in first person about OP and didn't want others to know he ate the spider?

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30 - Perhaps instead of trying to translate the idiotic slurs of other brain-dead Neanderthals, you should first work on your own grammar. There is a spider (in the dining room, I guess). Somebody asks, "Where did the spider go?" I reply with, "It must have gone into the other room." You're freaking welcome.

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Yousuck never mentioned anything about grammar. He just added more details to what OP said so we could get a better understanding of it, and I appreciate it. The first words I thought after reading OP's comment were "what the fuck", so I'm glad someone could give me a better idea of what it means. Please stop giving him shit, even if he is mature enough to take it without being insulted.

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